Kahoano

http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/09/live-from-macworld-2007-steve-jobs-keynote/2#comments

Ross: At age 54 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

ahahahahahaha

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Number 1 on my X-mas wishlist:

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Cool way to kill yourself:

Bullet in your head
Not your typical point-click-shoot suicide anyway. Rather, place an empty gun at your side, take a bullet and a hammer, and physically pound the bullet into your frontal lobe. Sure it's time consuming, but atleast this way you're ensured that your death will not only confound Medical Examiners, but will also go down in the annals of history for years to come.

You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper. </td> Severus Snape 100% Albus Dumbledore 95% Sirius Black 80% Lord Voldemort 80% Draco Malfoy 75% Ron Weasley 75% Harry Potter 70% Remus Lupin 65% Hermione Granger 55% Ginny Weasley 45% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

this is absolutely amazing, quite possibly the happiest i've been in a long while... sweet



blah i'm back, guess i'll update now